and now, ladies and gents, a message from bearded jon.

represent.

emphasis on the "arg" aspect of the myDoom/Novarg virus

23 hours of travel

26 hours of awakness

my body thinks it's morning time and it wants breakfast

i hate time changes

obligatory camboy glamour shot

I believe I may be turning into one of the corporate junkies that eats, breathes, thinks work at all times.  It's been hectic times, and with 22.8 hours of overtime on my last check, I can't barely see anything except PrimePay.  Case and point is as follows:

OMG thanks metallicaguy55, i was wondering where i could find some nudies

hey all. getting ready to spend day two in ireland. going home tonight on the last flight out, so that'll putme back in london at around 9:45ish? who knows.

had an absolute blast last night. from what i can tell, dublin is a far better place for drinking, bar hopping, and meeting people than london. perhaps we've just been looking in the wrong places, but from what we can tell of london so far most any pub closes at around 11. wtf??? even on a friday night it was a struggle to find somewhere to drink. luckily, the irish are thirsty, so there are plenty of pubs open at all times here.

have i mentioned that accents are great fun?

alright, time to go explore more of this incredible city. might get one more post in from london before i go home. hope all is well in other parts of the world.

always.....

this'll be breif b/c i'm paying for my internet, have no more pounds, and am a little tipsy (yeah for lower drinking age). in short, i love london!!!! i think i will haveto come back again. anyone want to join me? i'll post drunk pictures when i get home, and i will also try to post from dublin (i go there on saturday for a day only). wwe'll see, but i'll give a full recap for sure when i get back to the states. love you all!!

always (cheers!).....

i'm leaving for london now. i'm going to have fun. end of story.

i'll post over there if i get a chance.

always.....

job and i moved into our kick-ass apartment.  the only problem is that the walls are bare, we have little furniture and food, and it's difficult to feel established in a new place.  also, job works at 4am, and i work the traditional 8am-6pmish, so we seem to rarely see one another.  and, we never have any company.

please, people, come visit us.  we want some new blood.  come to the place where the rooster sauce flows like wine, and we always try to keep ginger ale at our fingertips.  we sure are an exciting bunch.  we sure are.

other than trying to settle into my new apartment, i've been working like a slave at a fucked up payroll company.  do not take your paycheck for granted, us payroll specialists sweat and bleed for those complicated jumble of numbers on the special perforated slip of paper you get every other friday or every 5th and 20th of the month.

the snow is finally melting, and so is my heart.

i think i want a microwave for my birthday.

i'm back at school. i didn't die, i didn't go plunging off the road to an icy death. i slid a little here and there, had to carefully avoid trucks that were sliding a lot here and there.... i survived.

there is so much that i just want to spill, vent, rant, divulge, whatever, and i don't know what to say. i don't know how to say it, i don't know where to start, i don't know what "it" is. but it's there. it's like this big weight that sitting right in the middle of my chest, keeping me down, but i don't know how to get rid of it.

i think God is punishing me for laughing at the people who had to be back at school.

i was supposed to leave today, but instead my car started making "a noise," my father says, so it had to go to the shop. nooo!!! and then there's this whole bad weather/bad road situation which is making my parents very nervous about me driving.... it has finally reached the point where i just want to get the hell out of here and go back to school. the thought of being here another day is making me want to cry...

i'm sorry, God, i didn't mean to mock others. please let me go back!!!

always.....

my dog jumped up on my as i was pouring the sugar onto my rice krispies. the result was that my bowl of cereal resembled the rogue valley during the snow a couple of days ago. mmmm, sugar!

i just took some time to go through all the archives and catch myself up on what's been happening here at the site since it came back (and i disappeared). it wasn't terribly exciting, but some of it made me laugh (ian) although part of the time it was more out of confusion that anything else. oh well. 

before that i cleaned out all my old emails from my inboxes. here's the thing about that:

So, tomorrow I move into our new apartment. Jessi moves in on sunday. We will have no phone and no internet, so I might have to start hanging out at the library. Not likely that my presence here will be greatly missed to begin with. Eric and Ian seem to be the website now. No one else is interesting enough, no one has any crazy antics to relate.

What am I supposed to say?
"Man you should have seen me on New Year's, I had four drinks over the course of about six hours, played some mean Scrabble and then got my ass beat by my mom at dominoes, it was awesome."
or
"Last week at work I didn't see any famous people, let alone make money off of them, but I did have this righteous conversation with one of my supervisors who kind of looks like a miniature more elvish Joan Cusack about how our lives used to be exiciting and fun and full of crazy antics worth relating to anyone else in this god-forsaken shit whole of an existence."
Just kidding.
But seriously, I don't think anyone wants to hear about how I wear a green apron all day, or my new pair of pants, or my Delux Edition Scrabble board.