brian and i were joking once and he said that if we ever broke up he'd kick me in the face. that way we can avoid the whole long drawn out conversation and the back and forth and the "it's not you, it's me" and all the other blah blah blah. and then maybe my nose would break and i could get that rhinoplasty i always wanted, and it'd be like his little breakup gift for me.
he really should have just gone with the kick in the face. it probably would have hurt a lot less.
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