Well yesterday was my birthday.
It was pretty dull for the most part and included me getting drunk by myself and calling all my friends on the phone and telling them it was my birthday.

BUT THEN

I went ande saw Lyric's Born with a live band at Barbati's Pan and even though the everyone (i mean the three other people who I know in this town who are over 21) bitched out on meeting us there, it was the sweetest show. That man has a great stage presence. High energy. Two encores. The second encore they didn't have anything ready so they picked a song from the forthcoming CD "Same Shit, Differant Day". It was awesome. My vocal chords were torn to shreds. You know the show went well when you see the people that were in the band buying some merch. I nearly had to indian leg wrestle the bass player for the last silkscreen poster.

ILOVEYOU
SLKEDGHJHK
ps. I am so hungover i keep puking out my window, you haven't lived untill you watch puke fly 12 stories down to the ground.

----------------------------UPDATE----------------------------- You know, the more I hear about the artists and Filmmakers that Adam Jones likes, the less cool TOOL's videos get. I mean they are cool and stuff but not very original.

Link to Sample of the work of Recently murdered artist Beksinski
Beksinski

I can cry if I want to.

ian

Sunday 27 February 2005 at 2:58 pm

33 comments

try to hit someone
Russ
Sunday 27 February 2005 at 2:58 pm
I'm jealous.
Chrystal
Sunday 27 February 2005 at 2:58 pm
in terms of music videos, even if sober is a pseudo-rip-off of the brothers quay, TOOL's videos stand a bit taller.
[e]
Sunday 27 February 2005 at 2:58 pm
eric, stop being a teachers pet.
sledg
Sunday 27 February 2005 at 2:58 pm
I STILL THINK TOOL IS COOL, SO FUCK YOU. GO LISTEN TO THE MARS VOLTA OR SOMETHING ELSE STUPID LIKE THAT.
[e]
Sunday 27 February 2005 at 2:58 pm
een, i hate you.
johnny cash
Sunday 27 February 2005 at 2:58 pm
I will go listen to the mars volta. What else "stupid like that" are you talking about eric? AFI or something? Johnny Cash doesn't hate me, it was his birthday yesterday too.
sledg
Sunday 27 February 2005 at 2:58 pm
OTHER STUPID STUFF:
- fantomelvins
- mr. tomahawk
- lovebungle
- general patton vs. linkin park
[e]
Sunday 27 February 2005 at 2:58 pm
eric drinks his own pee.
sledg
Sunday 27 February 2005 at 2:58 pm
it tastes good, bitch.
[e]
Sunday 27 February 2005 at 2:58 pm
I remember this one time I walked into Eric's room and saw him eating a candy bar. I sat down and started watching his kickboxing video he was editing on his computer. He turned around and with chocolate and red stuff smeared all over his teeth and lips told me to get out of his room. That's when i smelled it. The familiar smell of my whiskey-hangover turds. I looked again at the candy bar and I recognized it as the half green half black smelly whiskey turd I had dropped in the toilet not an hour before. Now my question is not why he would take my poop out of the LAZERBEAMS toilet and eat it, but how he was able to get it back up into the toilet bowl as we didn't have a plunger......
sledg
Sunday 27 February 2005 at 2:58 pm
yeah, that was fucked up, my hand smelled like shit for days.
[e]
Sunday 27 February 2005 at 2:58 pm
Hey eric, remember that time I woke up and your hand was in my pants and you were trying to reach up my butt? I farted when you did that.
sledg
Sunday 27 February 2005 at 2:58 pm
eric you are just jealous because my posts get more responses than yours.
sledg
Sunday 27 February 2005 at 2:58 pm
Sledg is right you know.
Berated Reader
Sunday 27 February 2005 at 2:58 pm
BECAUSE YOU COMMENT ON YOUR OWN SHIT. plus, if i was really jealous, i'd just delete your account, bitch. remember who runs this show.

me.
[e]
Sunday 27 February 2005 at 2:58 pm
eric you are such a sore loser. I WIN. BITCH.

me.
sledg
Sunday 27 February 2005 at 2:58 pm
THE MARS VOLTA ARE GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Berated Reader
Sunday 27 February 2005 at 2:58 pm
happy birthday een!!! (eric wears cute little red devil boxers, me and eli used to peek at him)
sarah
Sunday 27 February 2005 at 2:58 pm
yo bean, happy birthday man, im jealous you saw Lyrics Born, hes fucking rad
wisp
Sunday 27 February 2005 at 2:58 pm
EENIE, I wish I coulda seen you on your birthday, it's just not the same without you. I can't live if living is without you. If a picture paints a thousand wirds then why can't I paint you. My love flows deep for you deep like a splinter in an ovary. I hope you live to be a million.
Levi
Sunday 27 February 2005 at 2:58 pm
ian, happy birthday motherfucker. now you are 22, it is a lucky number you know. i wish you all my love. and your wiskey shits some of my love. and if tomorrow you wake up, two or three days after your birthday, and realize that you are the coolest motherfucker on the earth, well, it will be due cause. you know. because anyone with shit good enough to eat, even if it is eric eating it, is ultra the coolest. i alove you. aloy!
jon r
Sunday 27 February 2005 at 2:58 pm
hey! how come we didn't get a drunken een birthday call?!?
sarah
Sunday 27 February 2005 at 2:58 pm
your phone was busy
sledg
Sunday 27 February 2005 at 2:58 pm
liar, thats impossible, we have call waiting, and even if no one answers, or if both lines are tied, it goes to our voicemail, don't make excuses, you forgot about us!!! (accually sorry we didn't call you, hope you had a good birthday, me and eli miss you and can't wait til you come to visit, ashland isn't the same without your craziness)
sarah
Sunday 27 February 2005 at 2:58 pm
actually i think i called your old medford number on accident, i still haven't erased it out of my phone and i was just cycling through my outgoing calls to tell you the exact time i called at and it was 779-1821 number. I guess that proves I was drunk. In case you want proof it says I called your Medford house at 7:18. So there.
sledg
Sunday 27 February 2005 at 2:58 pm
i called giseppi's too, but someone mean answered so i was afraid to ask if eli was there.
sledg
Sunday 27 February 2005 at 2:58 pm
i hung up like a scared kindergardner.
sledg
Sunday 27 February 2005 at 2:58 pm
ok now your just making stuff up, you've called here a bazillion times since we moved here :P, yeah theres mean people working there now, and seans back, i like him, hes an AWESOME, HONEST, HARDWORKING, guy who has more INTEGRITY, then anyone i have ever met in my whole life, no really i mean it, why else would mr. giseppi hire him back, besides the fact that eli LOVES working with him?!
sarah
Sunday 27 February 2005 at 2:58 pm
there is no way i can win with you. When i click to call eli, it calls your medford number, i have to go into elis profile in my phone and get his "work number" which is your number. Today when I noticed that it was something that I obviously forgot about when i was drunk i stopped being lazy and erased the medford number from my phone. GEEEEEEEEEEEZ!!!!!!!! Im going to get drunk right now and call your house at 3 in the morning now!!!!!!!!!! And cuss lots into the answering machine so Kaden learns all the really naughty words!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
sledg
Sunday 27 February 2005 at 2:58 pm
thats all i wanted, thank you
sarah
Sunday 27 February 2005 at 2:58 pm
You fuckers are crazy!
cal lanfear medford
Sunday 27 February 2005 at 2:58 pm
Cal and betty lanfear are crooks and total pieces of shit. They have ripped off many with phony real estate deals.
cal lanfear can suck satans dick in Hell
Sunday 27 February 2005 at 2:58 pm

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