Well, I met them last night. Not the actual guys but their white middlewestern wanna-g counterparts. These guys were rediculous. I was at the cheerfull tortoise and they sat down next to me and started their jive. Hitting on the bartender. The taller one kept claiming that the shorter one was farting. The shorter one actually kept saying "I DONT GIVE A FUCK HOLMES!" Radass dudical. The best part:
Their names were MELVIN and HOWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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