Well Mt. Saint Helens blew up about 20 minutes ago, so I think its time for me to look back and reflect on the last year or so of my life, since a hot burny death is immenent(sic). The best way I can thiink of to do this is by looking at my Top 26 most played songs on my iTunes on my computer.
Keep in mind that I mostly listen to music on my cd player so this is just the stuff thats been givin me that big strong morning wood lately. So without further ado, here's the list
Title-Artist-Played Count
1.Mutilated Lips - Ween - 37
2.Book of the Month - Lovage - 32
3.It Could Be Sweet - Portishead - 29
4.Good Fortune - PJ Harvey - 26
5.Smoke and Smoke Against the Machine - Smoke and Smoke - 23 6.Powdered Wig Machine - Desert Sessions 9&10 - 22
7.I Dont Know But They Both Got Fired - Smoke and Smoke - 22
8.Son Et Lumiere - Mars Volta - 21
9.Life Like Weeds - Modest Mouse - 20
10.The Blarney Stone - Ween - 19
11.The Chase, pt. 2 - Tribe Called Quest - 18
12.My Game - Hanson Brothers - 18
13.Ramparts - John Frusciante - 18
14.Tiny Cities Made of Ashes - Modest Mouse - 18
15.Bananas and Blow - Ween - 18
16.Lexicon Devil - Melvins - 17
17.The Mollusk - Ween - 17
18. Its Gonna Be(Alright) - Ween - 17
19.Cold Blows The Wind - Ween - 17

WELL THATS ALL I CAN DO CUZ THIS COMPUTER IS RETARDED AND WONT STOP TYPING AS IF THE SHIFT KEY IS BEING HELD DOWN SO HERES A QUICK FINISH ALL THE NUMBERS ARE GOING TO LOOK LIKE THE SYMBOLS ABOVE THEM ON A KEY BOARD
@)> THE TRUNK SCEN _ DAVID HOLMES
@!>EVERYBODY HERE WANTS YOU _ JEFF BUCKLEY
@@>THE KINDNESS OF STRANGERS _ AMERICAN ANALOG SET
@#>LUJON _ HENRY MANCINI
@$>THREE THOUGHTS _ JOHN FRUSCIANTE
@%>ONE VISION OF MAY _ MURDER CITY DEVILS
@^>STATE OF GRACE


SO THERE YOU GO< THIS LIST SHOWS THAT EITHER MY LIFE REVOLVES AROUND BOOZE AND POON< OR THAT IM A BIG PUSSY WHO LIKES TO SHOOT COKE INTO MY DICK UNTILL IT TURNS GREEN> ALSO SINCE IM ABOUT TO GET COVERED WITH HOT LAVA AND JOIN ALL MY HEROS IN THE DINOSAUR KINGDOM (DIPILODAUCUS) I THINK I SHOULD LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT IVE BEEN TAKING REDICULOUSLY BIG DUMPS LATELY AND YESTERDAY I POOPED OUT A LOAD THAT WAS AS LONG AS MY FORE ARM! DAMN THIS COMPUTER IS RETARDED> WELL SEETA LATER!

SLEDG "DEAD"BRAINERD

The end of the world

ian

Friday 01 October 2004 at 12:40 pm

One comment

Ian did you know that before the world ends, god possesses your computer and holds down the shift key. At least this is what I have read.
Jon R
Friday 01 October 2004 at 12:40 pm

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