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phil:
congrats erk, i just got married a few months ago myself...

Jertryl:
Keep going with the viewmaster theme. I want to see Viewmaster slides at eery table. I might let you borrow my Star Trek, Bible …

sledg:
Yeah well thats great and all but I have a modded Wii! Free games for me! Try that one on for size!

James:
In case you had any lingering doubts: www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqZo3pC6h..

sledg:
The nerdstink is no joke. The lady told me I needed to wash my hair when I got home because she said it smelled like BO. That w…

Levi:
DAMN! Epic as fuck! Rising action to the climax of in a major way.

James:
It doesn't matter anyway. They rescinded their list for the top one hundred albums of the nineties; at some point, they're sure t…

jonk:
Inrainbows > Kid A, imho. Does that make me newfag status?

Levi:
Congrats on the dog, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

Jeryl:
Forever in Tye Dye, babe.

James:
Cruisin' well over the speed limit ≥ "rollin' hard."

sarah:
levi! email me, havent talked to you in forever, would be nice to know how youre doing :p

Levi:
168 hours in a week. Maybe you should stop bitching about having to work so much! BTW 70/168= PART TIME!!!!

// eff:
Rollin' hard > "performance downgrade"

James:
Unless you like the idea of a massive performance downgrade, please don't buy twenty-six inch "rims."

sledg:
I have a usb memory card reader if you would like to borrow it.

James:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seppuku

levi:
I want to die in your arms.

// eff:
I must have borked it during the migration / redesign. I'll fix it later today.

dk:
Chris Almighty, where the hell have I been? Not posting, that's where. And now apparently I'm not allowed to. Did someone go and …

wispy:
i apologize for that, i over-reacted and yelled...sorry

wispy:
why the fuck do you care! stay out of my business mother fucker... what, u want me to come over and cut YOUR bed?! NO! U LET ME A…

//eff:
Why is wispy cutting your bed?

//eff:
TEST COMMENT 2009.

Levi:
Does "made merry" mean have a southern oregon fuck party? Cause you probably should have called me. just sayin'

How I want to Die

I want to die underneath a weeping willow tree, but on my bed. The current bed I have would be perfect as its print is an outer space one with space ships and robots. I hope that because this is what I die on, that my afterlife will be like whats depicted on the print. So no sheets on the bed. Weeping willows calm me down and i think would make for a really serene death. I want this weeping willow to be located in the middle of a stranger's giant meadow. I want to die alone. I'm afraid of dying alone but in this particular daydream, I would be alone. Maybe some grazing sheep in the meadow would be fine.

There would be speakers hidden around me, and the sounds coming out of them would be those of Popol Vuh's soundtrack to Aguirre: The Wrath of God. There would be a very comfortable breeze, and it would be a beautiful day. I would wear my "Retired and Loving It" shirt and maybe some boxer briefs.

I know that in this scenario, I would want to bleed out. I am not sure, however, how I would want to accomplish that. A method that seems satisfying at the moment seems to be the one of shooting myself in the chest, but it might be too painful. I could slit my wrists but then I wouldnt be able to hate emo kids anymore. But maybe thats the best way to go...

I wonder who would find my body. I also miss my cat.

two comments

I want to die in your arms.
levi - 20 06 09 - 08:29

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seppuku
James - 21 06 09 - 10:24

  

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