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phil:
congrats erk, i just got married a few months ago myself...

Jertryl:
Keep going with the viewmaster theme. I want to see Viewmaster slides at eery table. I might let you borrow my Star Trek, Bible …

sledg:
Yeah well thats great and all but I have a modded Wii! Free games for me! Try that one on for size!

James:
In case you had any lingering doubts: www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqZo3pC6h..

sledg:
The nerdstink is no joke. The lady told me I needed to wash my hair when I got home because she said it smelled like BO. That w…

Levi:
DAMN! Epic as fuck! Rising action to the climax of in a major way.

James:
It doesn't matter anyway. They rescinded their list for the top one hundred albums of the nineties; at some point, they're sure t…

jonk:
Inrainbows > Kid A, imho. Does that make me newfag status?

Levi:
Congrats on the dog, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

Jeryl:
Forever in Tye Dye, babe.

James:
Cruisin' well over the speed limit ≥ "rollin' hard."

sarah:
levi! email me, havent talked to you in forever, would be nice to know how youre doing :p

Levi:
168 hours in a week. Maybe you should stop bitching about having to work so much! BTW 70/168= PART TIME!!!!

// eff:
Rollin' hard > "performance downgrade"

James:
Unless you like the idea of a massive performance downgrade, please don't buy twenty-six inch "rims."

sledg:
I have a usb memory card reader if you would like to borrow it.

James:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seppuku

levi:
I want to die in your arms.

// eff:
I must have borked it during the migration / redesign. I'll fix it later today.

dk:
Chris Almighty, where the hell have I been? Not posting, that's where. And now apparently I'm not allowed to. Did someone go and …

wispy:
i apologize for that, i over-reacted and yelled...sorry

wispy:
why the fuck do you care! stay out of my business mother fucker... what, u want me to come over and cut YOUR bed?! NO! U LET ME A…

//eff:
Why is wispy cutting your bed?

//eff:
TEST COMMENT 2009.

Levi:
Does "made merry" mean have a southern oregon fuck party? Cause you probably should have called me. just sayin'

Jebus wept.

Picture this, if you will -- I'm in my hometown, making one final pit stop at the Minute Market before hitting the road. I needed some caffeine and some water, as I forgot to juice up before I left.

As I'm walking to the register, water in hand, I see a very poorly handmade sign posted on a cooler door. I step closer and softly read it outloud: "ENERGY DRINKS CAN NOW BE PURCHASED WITH FOOD STAMPS."

I took a step back. I was stunned. Really? Red Bull with foodstamps? Guh.

I neglected to bring my camera with me, so I attempted to take a photo with my (stupid motherfucking) phone. As I gingerly positioned the frame, about to snap the picture, the disheveled, crotchety lady behind the counter yells something at me.

"What are you doing?" she inquires.

"Oh, I just think it's crazy that you can buy energy drinks with food stamps" I replied.

After a long pause, and giving me some serious stinkeye, she says:"People on food stamps get tired too."

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was this the lady at the minutemarket on hwy 99? if so, I can picture her saying that and that's hilarious.
jonk - 10 04 09 - 14:32

"It's got electrolytes." Yeah, I'd have to say this does not bode well for the future; this may pave the way for President Camacho.
James - 15 04 09 - 20:58

For some reason her quote has stuck in my head. I doubt she meant it as the ultimate verbal slap to your face, but I doubt you were able to say anything after her line. Even as a third party, reading it well after the fact, it has rendered me speechless.
Rich - 11 05 09 - 22:36

  

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