Picture this:
John Kerry & George W. Bush in
CRYPT KEEPER vs. CURIOUS GEORGE on SPACE ISLAND
An animated show with the voices of Kerry and Bush
The Crypt Keeper(with his wrinkly scrotum) and Curious George(with his banana weenie) fight to the death with hot pizza! Watch as they scald themselves untill there is nothing left in this laugh-riot that Roger Ebert himself proclaimed was "the hottest shit ever". All this is happening while they are marooned on an island in space! Watch as the runaway fire truck runs over one of their legs! Look for cameos by:
Paul Reubens, Andre the Giant, The Bushwackers, Contra, Zell Miller(as Satan)< Paris Hilton< River Phoenix

well nothing is really new around here. Life travels foward. I am in school now. Not very cool. I went ahead and got sick for my first few days just to make them good. I think it will get better. I am looking foward to getting in the learning habit again. And...

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Now I like APC and TOOL and other maynard-related things but goddamnit, this upcoming APC political album sounds worse and worse the more I hear about it.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind comes out on DVD today. Michel Gondry is one of the best directors of our generation. Plus it has David Cross.
Well now that Im attending a University, I have homework to do. That said, Im gonna go. Updates will come more regularly once I get a replacement CD burner/drive. When that happens Ill be able to get the internet again, and then watch out! I have some pics to show you guys!
They will include all of the fallowing:
1.Taints*
2.Flamefarts*
3.Pictures of my brother taking a piss in the shower*
4.Martin Luther King takin a beer bong while pissing in a 17 year old girls mouth and high fiving David Rigby*
5.My dick(big)*
6.My dick(small)*
7.Ice Cube, The lollipop guild, and me playing monopoly*
8.Bitches and Hoes*
9.Regular Women naked*
10. Me rubbing pubic hair that I have found on public toilets all over my tongue and then glueing them to the head of my penis, which I then turn around and shove it in my girlfriends mouth while I scrape her back with a rake and call her stinky britches through a megaphone*

MUCH HATE
SLEDG

*subject to change

my articles are readable @ the daily barometer. read my shit -- i work hard and it makes me feel good.

Yes my dog is the love of my life. It may seem funny but i am not laughing, my face is totally serious. Some bad shit went down on thursday. I was filled with a lot of worry and unacceptance. But now i feel good. Scooter got a foxtail in her nose. She was bleeding and it was stuck bad. Slowly I began to realize that this was serious. I told my mom that i would not take her to the vet, and before i had realized how serious it was. My mind began to contemplait having to have her put down if it just stayed in there--for a foxtail! Even now i will not get any kind of surgery to remove it though. I fell strongly that I must let nature take it's course, even if it is in an unnatural world such as ours.
I talked to the vet and he said that there were a few possibilites. 1. it could get infected and she would need antibiotics. OK. 2. She could swollow it and shit it out. Good. And 3. it could make it's way into her brain and she would get very sick and die. OK.
I was very relieve to hear of these possibilities. Why? because they are clean cut. I will know if she is fucked or not, and she wont be asked to live on for months in pain that i have allowed...no decided to allow happen.

So i hope she swallows the fucking thing. and if she needs antibiotics that is ok. and if the third thing happens, well that will be ok too. It will be really hard for me though. Scooter is 16 years old and i have had her as my dog since she was 6 weeks old, from the pound. We have been through a lot. I feel that she still has some life left to live.
Thank You

i'm still alive, y'all. down to 12 days until i get to set foot back on oregon's sweet earth.... that day cannot come soon enough. in retrospect, i've gained a lot from my military experience: my education plans are fucked up, my body is fucked up, and i have zero patience and tolerance now... fabulous.

anywho, just wanted to make sure y'all hadn't forgotten about me... i'll be back in full swing soon. very soon.

until then....


always.....

My first issue of the daily barometer as diversions editor is done. hitting newsstands tomorrow, it's bound to get me in trouble. in my section, we rag on the dorms like nuthin'. i'm sure University Housing and Dining Services are gonna' love me. it was funny at the time, i swear...

anyway, in the past few days, i've working a shit-ton, but it's been a lot of fun. learning the ropes is an arduous task, plus, the network of macs they have in that place (aside from the 3 with cinema displays) are complete peices of shit. seriously.

anyway, i think the staff (or at least some of us) are going to go drink tonight. on that note, i'm out.

This seems like a weird thing to say, but court went great. I am still rollling over in my mind what i thouhgt of the process overall. There was a lot of judgement there, maybe evolving in some way, i don't know. But for us things went great. 50$ and deversion. Couldn't ask for a better deal. I am going to say that it was all katie's fault. The judge didn't even ask us any questions, just do we want the deal that the girl last week took. Hell yes i do! I don't know what kind of perky, happy shit katie told him, but he liked it enough to offer it to us a week later.
But for the record i still think it is bullshit that we got in trouble for harming no one in the first place.
well, peace out doggsss.
rad.
I mean Jon.

Today was short-shorts day at brothers. all of the dudes there wore...short-shorts. It was very desgusting. I got some nine years old boy shorts. They were very short and had slits in the sides. It was gabes last day. I will miss that guy. This is what that sick bastard wanted for his last day. i make a pie too. It was pretty good. Anyways back to the short-shorts. six dudes all day, looking fucking hot! we took some pictures at the end of the day. maybe i can get them scanned and posted. my sweet hamburger buns had relish and mustard, if you know what I mean. Short shorts.

A couple of weeks ago, i said that i wanted to get back to OSU, i wanted to start working on the paper, i wanted to be productive, but seriously, this is overkill. i've spent the majority of every single day in the office for the past two weeks. we have a 50 page paper to put out on thursday. i'm in charge of 12 pages. i have to be done tomorrow.

yeow.

now, i long for the laziness of ashland. the ease of work and the sweet, supple curves of zac.

i'll do a massive update as soon as i'm done sweating bullets for the newspaper.

my goodness.

I think there is some crazy shit going down at my work. I look foward to it unraveling. I think it will be really good.

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shit what has been going on. I don't know. Life is good. here is a breif overview of it.

i have been following the Myan callender. It is really awesome. what i pay attention to now is that there are 13 day periods called "wave spells" These increase in "tonality" as time passes. they start very singular and iventually become galactic. the callender is much about affirmations of what is. Right now we are in the sun wave spell which is the I am. so i have been thinking much about who I am. I am guessing that many of you out there have too, you know because this stuff really works...I mean...the Mayan, come on.

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So we finally got our phone and DSL hooked up today. After waiting for 2 weeks. I was supposed to post a week or so ago that Eric would not be able to post for a couple weeks because he was moving, but I guess I'm too late for that! Sorry Eric. So two weeks ago I call Qwest and they say they will be out the following Friday to hook up the phone by 5 pm. 5 pm comes 'round and phone, phone company says 6, no phone, phone company says 9 by sure, still no phone. Sat, sun, mon, no phone. phone company says there is a break in the line and they will have someone out by 7 pm tuesday, and they have to charge me for the fix. Guy shows up finally, no break, "improper installation" fucking jackasses. If there was another phone company I would use it. Also the City of Ashland wants $170 to change the electric and water into my name, they call it a deposit, I call it bullshit. Anyhow, the move is done, at least we have all of our things here, almost set up, still a mess. But I have a computer again. This place is awesome but it needs a lot of work. I'll post some pics and you'll see what I mean. Anyhow I like the "saraheli" Eric, shithead! So I'll put up some pics tomarrow, I need to get some new batteries for my digital, Eli used up the brand new batteries I put into it today taking pictures of himself for MySpace. Bye for now...

tomb room.

Every damn year, when i move back to corvallis, within a week, i get sick. Having just recovered from a mild cold when i moved in, it was kind of a bummer to start the 'sore throat' routine again. no heavy drinking for eric for a few days. drat!

it's been pretty relaxed around here. i havn't done much in the last few days except watch the entire first season of 'arrested development,' which is, by my standards, a freakin' GREAT show. i normally stray away from conventional TV shows, but dang, this shit is hillarious, plus, there is a healthy regiment of cameos from the mr. show crew. good stuff. david cross is awesome.

in a week, my first issue of 'diversions,' the campus newspaper A&E section has to be done. i havn't really started on it, but neither has anyone else. i have a lot of good ideas for random little interesting things. should be a fun week, eh?

anyway, more news as it comes -- i love you all.

My work is starting to loose its coolness. Some of my favorite people are leaving, and that sucks. But then again T-roc works there now so it all kind of cancels itself out. But i see my boses starting to really suck. Beth is a stupit bitch. I have been convinced of this for a long time now and freequently tell my co-works this because it is fun. But bob is starting to get a little too cheep for me. and he is starting to demand respect which he never did in the past. I always loved that. he was just a cool dude.
We had a meeting a few days ago. and it was all of this bullshit. We need conformity on our food, (no freedom of creativity). We need you not to fuck up. And though it was not said. we will not bee keeping all of you around.

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omg, i love the internet. not since i first started using the internet have i been completely cut off from it for more than a few days. it's been killing me. so, i took matters into my own hand. i bought a wireless NIC, did some research and biggity-bam, i'm 'borrowing' internet from the frat across the street until the cable company comes to 'hook me up.'

it's strange, to be back so soon. the towne is dead, the campus is deader. there's not too many people 'round these parts. it's been neat though. i have the house to myself, and since i havn't had the internet, i've been forced to read and play 'shadowgate' for the NES.

it was hard to leave ashland behind. only a few months in that towne and i was hooked. hooked on the good times, the good friends and the free pizza. i'm gonna miss the shit out of tarron, beard-o, raby, bean, zac, jeryl, saraheli and probably some others that are gonna yell at me. good times. seriously. thank you all, it truly was the best summer i've ever had.

so, more to come as it happens, i'm off to play some shadowgate (use the white jem in the hole to release the sphere, duh). i'll leave you with yet another picture of ms.wr222.

i love you all.

I havent posted in a while. Ian is gone. I will miss you buddy. Eric is gone, we didn't even get to have a departing beer, (I'll send you one...for old times sake). I was planning on posting a few days ago, but could not, because as of now i don't have the internet. I am at the public library now, surounded by the...public.

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