Use sunscreen muthafuckas

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Eating breakfast with my parents before making the ever-so tedious trip back to corvallis it hit me: i'm almost done. i'm coming up on my 4th year of college -- granted, i have two more to go, but dang. I've had a lot of fun, probably a lot less than i should have, but in all honesty, i've done a lot of cool stuff that i never would have figured i was capable of. art, music, writing, coding -- i love it all.

speaking of writing, the daily barometer decided to hire me as the Diversions (arts and entertainment section) editor. neat. i have creative control -- bow to me.

on a side note, i am currently implementing a priority queue using a skew heap. funstuff. fuck the merge algorithm. fuck it.

anyway, hopefully i'll spend the night alone tonight, watching simpsons reruns and programming and drinking diet coke and missing my friends and lost lovers.

i love you all.

after listening to 'The Advantage' all day, a radass NES coverband, i felt compelled to bust out Goonies 2, one of the hardest and best games ever made by humans. It was the bane of my childhood existance. Mafiosos with guns chasing a little kid with a yoyo -- yeah. I know it doesn't have anything to do with the movie, but i don't care, i still love it. hitting old people with hammers in search of powerups is a fond memory of mine.

new 'art' by eric. first thing i've just sat down and drawn in a long time. i felt inspired. listening to APC's acoustic version of 'A Stranger' (availiabe HERE [4.16MB] )it just flowed. it's small and derivative and silly, but i don't care, and neither should you.

Im not even going to explain it, you either get it or you dont.

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new john frusciante album - clownin' around (imagination machine)

John Frusciante is gonna have SIX(6) more records come out before the end of the year. One of which is a project with Joe Lally of some band called FUGAZI. It's called Ataxia. The first one coming out "The Will to Death", will be released June 22nd. You dont believe me? Dont Care? Go check out johnfrusciante.com right now!

It turns out im not tired of having a girlfriend. I just needed a break. What a differance 12 hours away from each other makes.

I think i might be growing tired of this relationship thing. I dont really know how i feel right now but tired seems to be the one that seems to be leading. Yeah i know. It's been, what, a month and a half? I know. I just dont think Im cut out for this sort of thing.

I have a heavy heart today and i dont know why.
I just like crawling into a ball and rolling away.

4-40s. silly band.hot girls . fun.

new song by eric: perhaps (4.27MB). I tried to do my own thing but it just ended up sounding like bad minus-the-bear. It's kind of neat, but the drums are shite. i spent about 2 hours and did 3 drafts. not bad. it's no 'Lex the Impaler," but i like it, let me know what you think.

I dont know what the hell this is, but i think it could possably be the funniest porn ever. I found it on collegehumor.com. Fuck you guys.

1. Strap on that Jimmy Pac - Drunken bourlesque musician playing to a spread out drunken crowd of four in the middle of the day.
2. Dr. Rock - Captain Caveman montage material
3. Frank - A mudman who owns a diner
4. Sorry Charlie - What it sounds like when you are waiting for the bus with nothing but your clothes and the thoughts in your dome.
5. The Stallion pt. 1 - All I can say is that you better not fuck with the stallion. It's like being really hot and dehydrated in the desert and someone keeps poking you with a stick and they are so big and mean you cant do anything about it.
6. Pollo Asado - Summertime, bored, hanging out in the parking lot of the dollar store. You decide to order some food. Its the type of heat where most of it is coming up from under you from the asphalt. But its fun at the same time. Maybe you have one of those little battery powered hand fans that you can hold in front of your face.
7. Right to the Ways and Rules of the world - Big Swords. Big Beasts. Badass motorbikes. Epic Decapitations. Slow Motion. Naked maidens.
8. Captain Fantasy - Someone showing everyone by winning the hula hooping championship and becoming a hero among his townsfolk.
9. Demon Sweat - Rain drenched windows. Only light in the house is coming from the fire. Condensation on the inside of the window. Man sitting all alone agonizing over his lady.
10. Molly - If Snuffy from Sesame St. had a crush, this is the song that they'd sing.
11. Can you Taste the Waste - Vigilante cop gets up out of their car and just starts wasting ALL the gang members.
12. Don't Sweat It - David Bowie stuck in a time machine that WILL NOT stop traveling through time. After about 4000 years this song is all he has to hold onto his sanity.
13. Awesome Sound - Im not worthy enough to say anything about this tune.
14. Laura - Change the chicks name to the name of a lady that you are trying for and sing it to her. Ian Gaurantee.
15. Boing - What it sounds like when you wake up and dont know where you are.
16. Mononucleosis - Doesnt sound fun thats for sure.
17. Oh My Dear(Falling in Love) - The Name says it all.
18. Sketches of Winkle - In order to save the your girlfriends pony, a Footrace on stilts and w/ obstacles through the bog of eternal stench.
19. Alone - An old dog on a porch in the middle of nowhere.
20. Moving Away - I dont really know how to describe this song accurately. sorry.
21. She fucks me - Sex for Giants.
22. Pork Roll Egg and Cheese - Octapuss' Garden for a new generation.
23. The Stallion pt. 2 - the same situation as the stallion part 1 but now the stallion is gloating at you while he pokes you with a stick.

i'm joining because... i want to.

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Been hangin out with the lady a lot lately. I think my friends are starting to get annoyed with me, the way I used to get annoyed with friends when they wouldnt leave their girlfriend for 2 seconds. I dunno. Anyway Trojan-ENZ type condoms suck and should not be used by anyone not wanting kids. Ive had 7 break on me in the last week, including im sure a world record 2 in a grand total of ten seconds. Fuckin bastards.
I need money so if anyone out there feels like donating to the Get Ian Out Of Debt So He Can Go To College Foundation, It would be much appreciated. I'll even personally call you so you get to talk to a real live celebrity.
Paris Hiltons Sex Tape is fuckin wierd. The dude who made it (rick somethin) is probably the biggest douche in the world. Paris is a winner too. It must be nice to have so much money without having to do anything, except skank around with retards and suck cock. It would be cooler if she was a Hot Topic Goth/Punk chick with princess leia chic. I like to get gay.
Mars Volta> eric

krumping is pretty dumb; it doesn't matter that it has been on MTV or if it is saving lives -- it's still dumb. but, in the larger picture, a lot of things are pretty stupid, so, krumpers, take solice in that. do what makes you happy, but don't get offended when people make fun of it.

personally, i would read a book instead of dance, but, to each their own.

finally, this is not a krumping website, so, if you would, please shut the fuck up.

that is all.